hang in there man, i’m familiar with the feeling. life seems like nothing but constant failure and disappointment a lot of the time. only advice i can give is, if you’re anything like me, try spreading joy to others and it will at least bring some temporary relief to know you affected someone else in a positive way and possibly helped them to get through tough times
So for about 2 months I’ve been trying to get with this fine ass looking girl, and when I say fine, I mean she’s a freaking dime piece... She’s so smart and beautiful, with an unbelievable sexy body that’s.... OH MY GOD, THAT F**KING BODY OF HERS... Her body is so f**king hot that it’s literally intimidating... All because of her perfect set of HUGE T*TS and BIG ASS, not to mention her beautiful FACE... So with that being said, sometime last month or so I told myself the hell with this shit, I‘m going to tell her what’s up, it’s now or never... I eventually got the guts and told her how I feel, and I was no longer intimidated by her fine ass, in fact soon after I had told her that I wanted her, we started talking more with each other, and little by little we started to flirt with each other, and I became the aggressor when I indirectly sort of asked her out on a date, but I think she sort of said yes... The truth, is I didn’t officially ask her out, I just gave her the hint “To go out” and she got the hint, but didn’t give me an answer because she said she wasn’t sure of what I was trying to hint or if I was even serious about it, so for next 2 weeks we just kept it cool, and since I wasn’t sure if she had gotten my hint I had enough... I wanted to know why I didn’t get an answer so I finally asked her out and she agreed... It’s crazy because as it turns out that’s all she was waiting for..
Finally after 2 long months of just drooling on her looks we were out on a date and as we’re having some drinks I noticed she stopped drinking because she was already feeling a good buzz as I was barely getting mine... So with things going good she hinted indirectly to me that she was going to let me hit it later that night, so just the thought was driving me crazy, so she decided to get something to eat, and as for me this is where I really F**KED UP because I should’ve listened to my gut instinct not to get more beer, because even though I was already feeling good enough, my stupid dumb ass still decided to go ahead and get one more pitcher of beer.... HUGE MISTAKE!!!
It took me 2 months for the chance to hit this beautiful girl and I finally got to break her down, which was absolutely worth the wait.... RIGHT?
Okay, here is where the situation gets F**KED UP and it’s something that no one should ever go through, after our date she decided to spend the night over at my place which was cool, so once we got to my house we started to grind and that’s one thing I know for sure happen and the reason I know that is because when I woke up the next morning I looked under the sheets and I noticed that we were both BUTT NAKED, but the big f**king problem is that I was so f**king drunk that I wasn’t able to remember having sex with her... The only f**king thing I was able to remember was paying the dinner tab and spilling my drink as I left, shit I don’t even remember how I drove home... Ok, I know for a fact that I did indeed hit the MUFFIN and that’s because she told me the grinding was good and that I really handled it.
Okay, Now for the 20 Million Dollar question :
What if you had sex the night before, and then as you wake up the following morning, you happen to noticed that you can’t remember a f**king thing, should you still consider that you had sex?
What If there’s a moment you can’t remember, it technically would mean this never happened, therefore this moment should never take place?